i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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