I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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