shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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