I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
The dick lei will go down in squad history
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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