The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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