question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
God, I missed his penis.
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