the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
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