im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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