Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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