Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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