i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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