Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
someone owes me an orgasm
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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