A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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