she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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