How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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