is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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