Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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