there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
is that a dick in a sweater?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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