so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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