I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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