you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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