I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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