I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
just tell him i said nine months
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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