What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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