not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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