My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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