Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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