My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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