I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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