D3 body, D1 cock
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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