Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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