If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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