theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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