hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
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I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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