I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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