Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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