i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She bit a glass in half.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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