Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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