the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize