I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
