I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
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new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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