she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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