My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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