our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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