Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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