I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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