I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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