Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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