you didnt know i had herpes?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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