Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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