discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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