I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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