Kiss
Puke
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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