Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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