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Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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